Lack of Identity

Time to buy a bike, I mean, even if I live a block away from my important buildings on campus, A BLOCK is too far away to walk.
Imagine, all those extra seconds I save by talking my bike, I'm now able to use them in more fulfilling things like
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locking up my bike to a post
...

So you see, a bike was necessary, unfortunately, being in this small town with apparently only one decent place to buy a bike, meant that all students end up buying the bike there, which for starters, hadn't that much variety.
And you end up with situations like this:

Guess which one is mine?